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Joe and Me (Copy of Chapter 36 From Autobiography: The Man From Joe’s Bar and Grill)

This is about me, Christopher Marc Nemelka, and Joe, Joseph Smith, Jr..

Joe was the “Author and Proprietor” of the Book of Mormon.

Me? I am the author and proprietor of The Sealed Portion of the Book of Mormon.

We both got the information for our books from the same source.

We called our source, the Urim and Thummim. And it actually was our source, but not the end source.

We both received our information for our books from the Real Illuminati® (www.realilluminati.org).

Many will read this and say, “No way! There is no such thing as a Urim and Thummim, and there’s no such thing as the Illuminati.”

And these would be correct, IF we had actually based Joe’s and my “rocks” on the Bible’s description of the Urim and Thummim; and IF those who now refer to themselves as the Real Illuminati® were anything like what the world has presented and understands about them.

For the record, Joe and I didn’t have a choice to call our “rocks” anything but a Urim and Thummim.

In fact, we didn’t have a choice in having to use these “rocks” to get the information for our books from the source from whence the information actually came: from the Real Illuminati®.

In this particular writing, the subject is not Them. The subject matter of this treatise is about us: Joe and Me. So, I am not going to say much more about Them.

But this I will say,

If They didn’t actually exist, then Joe and I made up everything in our own heads, because there is no other possible source of the information that we have presented to the world. However, if we did get all the information from our own heads, and our brains were the source of it all, what was the actual end source?

What or who put the information into our heads? God?

My information is much more profound than Joe’s. My information, or rather, that which the Real Illuminati® gives to the world through me, is the Real Truth. Joe’s was not.

With modern technology and copyright laws, we are able to control the information and present it without someone else changing it and transforming it into something unintended.

To understand the difference between Joe’s and my roles as Their True Messengers … that’s what the Real Illuminati® call us … or one can call us prophets, IF God were the source of our knowledge … one need only refer to the information presented in Their 1842 play.

Joe and They wrote the playwright. Well, They actually did. Joe was just the play’s public “Author and Proprietor.”

(NOTE: I often refer to “Author and Proprietor,” because the original (1830) Book of Mormon had this annotation profoundly and properly presented on its Title Page, with good reason and purpose. It would had been the same had the Real Illuminati® and Joe got the book copyrighted and legally protected by trademark: The Book of Mormon®. But then, God wouldn’t be the source, would He?)

Joe often referred to the information presented in the play as an “endow[ment] with power from on high.”

Joe’s followers bugged him throughout his life about the promise that he kept giving them that they would one day receive some great endowment of power from God.

So, when Joe finally presented the “endowment” to his followers in 1842, they were far from impressed. They didn’t understand the significance, nor did they understand the play’s symbolism and metaphors.

Joe’s wife, Emma Smith, with whom he had a lot of “pillow talk” conversations in bed, and to whom Joe referred to as his “best and only true friend,” would be the one who understood Joe and his intentions better than anyone else.

Emma hated Brigham Young. When Joe was killed, Young tried to take over, and Emma and Joe’s mom, Lucy Mack Smith, fought Young vehemently.

Young would use the endowment play for his own benefit. Young changed it according to his own whims and beliefs. Young used the play to control the members of his church. Emma and Joe’s mom were livid.

These two strong women resisted Young’s attempts and supported a reorganized version of the church that used Joe’s name and life as its foundation. In abject contrast to Young’s church, the Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints gives no special creedence or saving ordinance worth to the endowment play.

This presentation (play) was meant to be completely symbolic, but it was full of Real Truth.

It is no longer full of Real Truth®, because the church that promotes it as an essential saving ordinance, has changed it, disfigured it, and taken away many of the plain and precious things that were very important to its presentation.

Consider the most important part of the play, and how Young changed it to conform to his own beliefs:

The play presents that all mortals upon Earth, represented by the play’s characters, Adam and Eve, are actually gods, equal with the characters, Elohim and Jehovah.

The play presents that a god can be put to sleep and awaken in a dream state in which the god doesn’t know that they are actually a god participating on Earth as a mortal. (The play presents the god, Michael, as the god that became Adam, but only after being put to sleep by Elohim and Jehovah.)

In Joe’s original presentation, the final scene showed the sleeping god, Michael, being awaken from his dream as Adam. Upon being awakened during the last scene, Michael became conscious of the reality that he was actually a god all along, equal to Elohim and Jehovah.

The first change that Brigham Young ordered for the endowment presentation was to completely eliminate the last scene. Young and his leaders could not explain how Adam could cease to exist, forever, when Michael was awaken from the dream of mortal life.

After this first change, the Real Illuminati®’s incredible endowment was completely distorted.

The pride of the LDS/Mormon people, who believe in Young’s essential temple ordinance, drives their church to protect it from being exposed for what it really is.

(The Real Illuminati® published a book, with my name as “Author and Proprietor,” in an attempt to get the LDS/Mormon people thinking correctly about Their endowment play. We published, Sacred, Not Secret—The Official Guide In Understand the LDS Temple Endowment [2007].)

I wondered and questioned why the Real Illuminati® didn’t reveal, at the time of this book’s publication, that Young had removed the original last scene in which the god Michael is awakened from the sleep he was put under by Elohim and Jehovah. I was not allowed to reveal this until I was finally able to explain other items of Real Truth® that countered religion.

Joe and I learned over time that questioning the wisdom of the Real Illuminati® does not lead to any good. Since the work that Joe and I did is Their work, we learned to do it Their way, not our way.

Both Joe and I had a hard time deceiving people and giving them information that we knew was not the Real Truth.

To counter our arguments and provide us with a bit of comfort in knowing that what They were asking us to do was actually good and right, They wrote the following in their Book of Mormon:

“But behold, the Jews were a stiffnecked people; and they despised the words of plainness, and killed the prophets, and sought for things that they could not understand. Wherefore, because of their blindness, which blindness came by looking beyond the mark, they must needs fall; for God hath taken away his plainness from them, and delivered unto them many things which they cannot understand, because they desired it. And because they desired it God hath done it, that they may stumble.” (Jacob 4:14.)

And stumble they did.

Under Brigham Young, the LDS/Mormon people have completely distorted the purpose and teachings of the Book of Mormon. And this is why they needed me.

They included important references to the sealed portion in the scripture They wrote for the early Americans. This book would become known as the Book of Mormon.

The Sealed Portion of the Book of Mormon was their failsafe, which is “a system or plan that comes into operation in the event of something going wrong or that is there to prevent such an occurrence.”

They knew that it was highly probable that the early American Christians would reject the simplicity of Their message given in their new American scripture. They knew that it was highly probable that Their book, Their work, would be used to do what the LDS/Mormon church has done—become one of the wealthiest institutions in the world by deceiving the people of Earth, and using Their Book of Mormon to perpetuate this deception.

So I return to … “to understand the difference between Joe’s and my roles as Their True Messengers … one need only refer to the information presented in Their 1842 play.”

The characters in the play who represent True Messengers (Joe and me) are asked to perform their roles upon Earth in two different ways: (1) not disclosing your true identity; and (2) disclosing your true identity. Number (1) was Joe’s burden. Number (2) was mine.

Both of us hated our roles. And both of us are hated for performing our roles.

Joe’s was to “take away [the] plainness [of Real Truth] from them, and [deliver] unto them many things which they cannot understand, because they desired it. And because they desired it [the Real Illuminati®] hath done it, that [Joseph’s followers] may stumble.”

And when his followers started to stumble, some of them vehemently turned on him, which eventually led to his murder.

For many years, I, too, was burdened with “not disclosing my true identity,” deceiving the people, delivering unto them many things which they could not understand, because they desired it.”

I often questioned my recruiters about this,

“Are you sure that this is the desire of the people, or is it YOUR desire?”

I often lost when I questioned the Real Illuminati®. No, I always lost when I questioned Their motives and mandates.

It wasn’t until the later part of 2016, that They finally allowed me to start revealing the Real Truth® in all of its glory, with all of its power.

Yes, the knowledge of Real Truth®—how things really are, how things really were, and how things really will be in the future—is the power of the “endowment from on high.”

The glory and power of any god is intelligence, in other words, light and truth.

The “keys and power of God’s Holy Priesthood” (as Joe would tell it), is this “light and truth.”

The people wanted a priesthood, a religion, a church. They wanted ordinances, some rituals that they could perform that would keep their attention and make them feel like they were serving God and keeping God’s commandments.

Joe gave them what they wanted, because they desired it.

And, oh my, how they have stumbled!

Joe tried many times to tell the people the Real Truth. Sometimes without the permission or consent of the Real Illuminati®.

Here are a few examples:

Joe knew that Jesus wouldn’t be coming again, for a second time. He knew that the Book of Mormon’s story about Christ’s visit to the American continent was the presentation of what his mentors wanted Christians to understand as the Second Coming of Jesus Christ to save the world.

(Jesus came first to the Jews, and then the second time in his glory, to the inhabitants of the American continent, according to the stories and myths perpetuated by the Bible and the Book of Mormon.)

Joe knew who the real Christ was. And the real Christ had nothing to do with the ubiquitous and widely accepted Christian Jesus. But he was not allowed to “disclose his true identity,” i.e., tell his followers the Real Truth®.

Many times, Joe’s followers would press him and insist on an explanation about the Second Coming of Christ.

About the Second Coming of Jesus, Joe answered them once, with Real Truth®:

“I have asked of the Lord concerning His coming; and while asking the Lord, He gave a sign and said, ‘In the days of Noah I set a bow in the heavens as a sign and token that in any year that the bow should be seen the Lord would not come; but there should be seed time and harvest during that year: but whenever you see the bow withdrawn, it shall be a token that there shall be famine, pestilence, and great distress among the nations, and that the coming of the Messiah is not far distant.'” (Teachings of the Prophet Joseph Smith, Section Six 1843-44, p.340.)

Joe knew that there would ALWAYS be rainbows seen around the world … ALWAYS.

Joe was revealing to people, who were blind and deaf, who wanted to believe in things that they couldn’t understand, who wanted a religion instead of Real Truth® … Joe was telling them “that the coming of the Messiah” would never happen, because he knew that there would ALWAYS be rainbows.

Joe was kind and compassionate in deceiving people. I was not.

I hated deceiving people. I often resorted to profanity and frustration in dealing with the “blind and deaf.”

When Joe’s followers pressed him about the actuality of heaven and hell, especially about the physical hell by which those who refused to believe in religion and Jesus would be consumed, without disclosing the Real Truth®, Joseph actually disclosed the Real Truth®.

Joe told his followers that God’s heaven had Three Kingdoms of Glory, each overseen by one of the members of the Holy Trinity.

God, the Father, would oversee the Celestial kingdom, Jesus would oversee the Terrestrial kingdom, and the Holy Ghost the lowest, the Telestial.

Joe explained that the Telestial kingdom was actually full of “they who are thrust down to hell.” (See Doctrine and Covenants, Section 76.)

This revelation lined up perfectly with what the Real Illuminati® presented in their new American scripture: “the spirits of all men, as soon as they are departed from this mortal body, yea, the spirits of all men, whether they be good or evil, are taken home to that God who gave them life.” (Alma 40:11.)

When the people listened to Joe, they were so blind and deaf that they never considered that the Holy Ghost was in hell overseeing “they who are thrust down to hell.”

They did not consider that the “inhabitants of the Telestial world … were innumerable as the stars in the firmament of heaven, or as the sand upon the seashore.” (See Doctrine and Covenants, Section 76.) But even so, all these would eventually be crowned with their own glory, in their own kingdom, overseen by the Holy Ghost.

Joseph was telling the people that there was no actual hell; that people would feel bad about how they treated others during their mortal life, but the bad feeling (hell) would only last for a moment, until they were placed upon the planet where they actually want to be … dwelling with the Holy Ghost forever in peace and eternal happiness.

But the LDS/Mormon people “looked beyond the mark and sought for things that they could not understand. Wherefore, because of their blindness, which blindness came by looking beyond the mark, they must needs fall; for God hath taken away his plainness from them, and delivered unto them many things which they cannot understand, because they desired it. And because they desired it God hath done it, that they may stumble.”

LDS/Mormons believe that the only kingdom of glory worth pursuing is the Celestial kingdom with God, the Father. In their pride, they discount the “innumerable” people who will live with the Holy Ghost in the Telestial kingdom.

Their pride causes them to discount other’s opinions and beliefs and condemn people who they see as “liars, and sorcerers, and adulterers, and whoremongers, and whosoever loves and makes a lie.”

LDS/Mormons are so blind and deaf that they do not understand that the greatest liar, sorcerer, adulterer, whoremonger, and who loved to make up lies,” was none other than their prophet, seer, and revelator, Brigham Young.

There is so much I am going to finally reveal about Joe and me … So much.

(More to come.)