After my LDS/Mormon mission, I eventually ended up working in LDS/Mormon church security. Before I share the details of this period of my life chronologically, I must first explain something very important.

If you are ever going to have a clear picture of who your grandpa is and what he has done, you need to have a very clear picture of not only what I was asked to do by the group that recruited me, but most importantly, why.

What I do is simple. I provide information to people. All of the information that I have been asked to provide is written in the books that comprise the Marvelous Work and a Wonder^®. This is the what I was asked to do.

There are eight books of the thirteen that are written or being written that tell the Real Truth^®:

• The True History of Religion—How Religion Destroys the Human Race and What the Real Illuminati^® Has Attempted to do Through Religion to Save the Human Race
• A New American Scripture—How and why the Real Illuminati^® Created the Book of Mormon
• Pentateuch Illuminated–A Five Part Series Introducing A New American Scripture—How and Why the Real Illuminati^® Created the Book of Mormon
• The Man From Joe’s Bar and Grill—the Autobiography of Christopher Marc Nemelka (the book you are currently reading)
• One People, One World, One Government (to be written)
• The Dream of Mortal Life Understanding Human Reality—A sharp Two-Edged Sword: A Final Warning to the Human Race (to be written)
• Suicide and the Eternal Nature of the Soul (in process)
• Joe, Me & the Real Illuminati^®—The Real Truth about the Gold Plates of Mormon

The other five books were written to produce enough light (knowledge) so that a person living on Earth doesn’t continually stumble through life due to the mists of darkness (worldly knowledge) that have caused people to stumble all over themselves.

My mentors developed the idea for the first seven books based on the New Testament book of Revelation’s description of seven golden candlesticks.

And I turned to see the voice that spake with me. And being turned, I saw seven golden candlesticks; And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man. … and out of his mouth went a sharp two-edged sword (Revelation 1:12–13, 16).

Candles give light to a person wandering in the dark. The candles are the information that we call the Real Truth^®. Candlesticks hold the candles. The MWAW books hold the information.

My mentors formed my role as a True Messenger from what was written of the “one like unto the Son of man” in Revelation, chapter 11. Truly, what comes out of my mouth is sharp and will cut a person one of two ways: either negatively or positively.

As I explained in the last chapter, more often than not, the information that comes out of my mouth is received very negatively. No one likes to be told that everything that they think is good and right is actually wrong.

To do what they asked me to do, I would have to learn to lie … and lie better than anyone else.

Before June 16, 1987, I did not lie; or at least I did everything in my power not to lie. “Liars go to hell” … at least that’s what I believed with all my heart. As I previously explained, not wanting to lie is what motivated me to keep the promises and covenants that I made with God when I received the temple endowment ordinances. That promise motivated me to dedicate my entire soul to working only for God, His Church, His leaders, and His kingdom on Earth: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

What I didn’t know then was the GREATEST LIE of this Sixth Dispensation of Human Time upon Earth. It’s a terrible lie that has been told, established, perpetuated, and used to deceive people and cause the greatest harm to our humanity.

This great lie is the Bible, including both the Old and the New Testament. Although some of the events in the Bible are loosely … very loosely … based on a few historical events, nothing in the Bible is Real Truth^® …. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

The Bible is the most evil instrument of division, inequality, and hatred that has ever existed during this Sixth Dispensation of Human Time.

The Bible is vile. The Bible is deceptive. The Bible is immoral. The Bible is evil.

The Bible is from Lucifer—where “Lucifer” represents our human nature, our ego. According to psychoanalysts, this would be our id, where “id” is defined as the part of the mind in which innate instinctive impulses and primary processes are manifest.

This is the Real Truth^® that your grandpa can empirically prove to anyone who wants to listen.

This empirical evidence that Grandpa has about the Bible causes people to hate him, want to hurt him, and surely not listen to him. But if you were to study the Bible, its origins, its stories, its meanings, and the effects it has on the human mind, as Grandpa has been taught by his mentors, surely you’d logically come to agree with Grandpa.

You’re going to start to understand how bad the Bible is as I unfold a few things in this chapter about a meeting I had with the group that recruited me. You will finally have some empirical evidence of how the Bible IS the cause of most human misery upon this earth.

The Bible IS one of the major causes as to why our mortal experience is not working out the way it is supposed to for the benefit of our True Self. This is why it is the focal point of the MWAW. If we cannot convince the world of the evil of the Bible and the harm that it has caused humanity, we will not be able to change this world enough to save it from its final destruction—a destruction that will end our True Self’s ability to continue to have access to the mortal experience in order to maintain a neurological balance in our advanced brain.

As I have explained, this mortal experience is vital to our eternal mental health. Yep. That’s the Real Truth^®!

There is no little child upon this earth who believes in the Bible. Belief in the Bible is forced into the minds of children and creates cognitive (thinking) filters that are very hard to penetrate. Ever since the Bible began to form, this small group of anonymous humans has been trying to counter it in hope of creating a better world and allowing mortal life to play out successfully. They started to worry about the effects that written scripture like the Bible would have on society in about 600 BCE, about the time the Old Testament was first written in story form by the Greeks. (Have you ever wondered where and why they came up with the timeline for their Book of Mormon? Think about when the story started: 600 BC. Yep!)

You can imagine how Bible believers respond to what Grandpa has written above about their precious “word of God.” You can imagine the hate. You can imagine the anger.

And you can see why Grandpa now lives hidden in his own “cavity in a rock.” Fortunately, I have some protection from society (due to how times have changed, allowing people more freedom of expression and opinion than at any other time during this Sixth Dispensation of Time) to let the “sharp two-edged sword” come out of my mouth … or out of my fingers. This protection is what allows me to do what I do.

In other lifetimes (in the past), Grandpa would have been killed for telling the Real Truth^®. Oh, wait … I was. I just wasn’t your grandpa then … or maybe I was your great, great, great, great, great, many times over grandpa then. Who knows, right?

I became a liar after my transfiguration. I had to become a liar.

As I reported, how was I supposed to return home from work one day and say, “God is all in your head,” (yeah, literally). Especially when, just the day before, I believed in God and that God’s only true church on Earth was the LDS/Mormon Church?

Go ahead. Try convincing an LDS/Mormon person the following:

• God is not real;
• the Bible is evil and the cause of most of our human problems;
• each person’s brain is both God and the devil; and
• the devil part of each person’s brain is the only entity that hears and answers their prayers.

Go ahead and see how far you get with them. They will shut you down!

You will NEVER be able to convince an LDS/Mormon of these Real Truth^®s because many of them have received a personal testimony from the Book of Mormon. Millions have read the Book of Mormon and have felt the Spirit of God testify to their soul that it is true. It is one of the main cornerstones of the LDS/Mormon faith. In fact, without it, there would be no Mormonism, no LDS, no new American church, no … one of the most wealthiest churches upon Earth.

The Book of Mormon is a lie created to counter the Bible—The GREATEST LIE. If read correctly, this point is obvious. (See 1 Nephi 13:20-29.) But the Book of Mormon itself even presents another lie—one that the story says is much greater and more important than the Book of Mormon: its sealed portion.

No matter how hard my mentors tried, they could not convince any religious person that religion was all a lie. But this didn’t stop them from doing everything within their power to open people’s minds and hearts to the possibility that religion is the worst thing that ever happened to humanity.

To counter a lie, they lied.

When I left the temple the morning of June 16, 1987, I realized that there was an even bigger lie than the Bible. Grandpa wrote that the Bible was the “GREATEST LIE of this Sixth Dispensation of Human Time upon Earth.”

But the GREATEST LIE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME is that our individual mortal consciousness (who you are right now) is everything and all that we are as individuals, and that this mortal reality is our only true reality; there is no other. Remember, religious people believe that the same YOU that you are during your mortal life will be the same YOU after you die and resurrect from the dead, which implies that it is the same YOU that existed before you entered mortality.

(Ya gotta feel really sorry for the majority of people who just aren’t that attractive … and all-ya-all women out there have to keep putting on makeup forever … unless, when you resurrect in your perfect body, the makeup will already be tattooed on your eternal face. Isn’t makeup just another form of lying about what you really look like? Yep. But anyways.)

On June 16, 1987, I knew that the GREATEST TRUTH of all is that we are advanced humans dreaming this mortal consciousness.

The GREATEST LIE is that this mortal life of a few years, hardly anything compared to eternity, is what shapes our entire eternal existence.

If it is the case that the YOU who you are is the YOU who you will always be, and you’re not a nice person while mortal, doesn’t that mean that the YOU will not be a nice person forever? Nope. Because of another one of the GREATEST LIES associated with this Sixth Dispensation of Human Time:

“Jesus forgives and saves.”

Wow, Grandpa! You’re going to get yourself killed saying those kinds of things.

Yeah, I knew these beliefs were lies immediately after my transfiguration (which is the moment when Christians believe the devil took over my mind and made me an Anti-Christ). However, I was counseled not to reveal this Real Truth^® until my mentors had a chance to do everything within their power to work with the cognitive impenetrable Bible filters that clogged up billions of people’s brains. They used Jesus to counter Christians.

They gave religion one last shot in 1830 with Joseph Smith, Jr. That’s also what the first five MWAW books are for.

I was not authorized to tell any truth until after June 16, 2012. This was the designated time when I was allowed to start revealing tidbits of the Real Truth^®, line up line, precept upon precept, undeceiving people as fast and as much as the person would allow, by the information that I gave them.

I will be detailing all the lies that I was forced to tell people after June 1987 throughout the pages of this autobiography. But understand this about my lies … this is important:

I lied like everyone else on this planet lies, to be socially acceptable and kind to others. I lied to help other people. Except in the cases when I lied to women about being in love with them (something I was completely incapable of after my transfiguration), I have never intentionally hurt another person. I have always lied to reinforce and support another’s own lies, even when another might not think they are lying.

Everyone lies. ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE.

One of the main reasons why Grandpa finds himself isolated and alone at the time that I am writing this autobiography is because I am tired … very, very tired … of having to lie and of being lied to. I can no longer stand to be around a person who lies to me, nor do I enjoy being around a person to whom I must lie in order to make them feel comfortable around me.

I can now write, with absolute certainty that I am one of the most honest people upon Earth. I do not have a telephone, except for emergencies, because I don’t want to receive a text or phone call from someone who is trying to lie to me. I do not have personal email service any longer, because I don’t want to be lied to through the written word. If a person is going to lie to me, that person will have to do it to my face so that I can then decide if I want them in my face or not.

I have very few personal relationships with humans because they lie to me for no reason. There’s not one truth about a person that would make me respect them less. You can tell me anything as long as it is the truth. If you lie to me, I’ll smile, listen to you kindly and do everything that I can to take my face away from yours.

So, to avoid lying or being lied to, I avoid people.

I have dogs. Problem solved.

Dogs do not lie. Yeah, dogs are deceptive. They’ll poop where they know they’re not supposed to and then run and hide. But when confronted, they cower in honesty. I love dogs! But anyways …

Even now, I sometimes hate being around my mentors because they are the ones who got me involved in their lies … and, “Oh my!” how they have lied. But they have NEVER, EVER lied to me … EVER! (Well, unless they really are the servants of the devil … and if they are … THEY’RE GOOD AT LYING! But anyways …)

Their redemption in my eyes finally came when they allowed me to start telling the Real Truth^® in 2012, followed by finally (in 2016), allowing me to tell the Real Truth^® about …

Jesus, the Christ.

In March of 2005, I met with the seven anonymous individuals who are responsible for the work in which I would be involved. We met together on a boat in the San Diego bay. I was late getting there so T and J had to use the boat’s skiff to come back to shore and pick me up from shore.

This was the very first time that I had met with all of them together. I had been involved with four of them (T, M&M, and J) briefly in 1991, when they first asked me to become involved with them in their work. I met with them again in November of 2003, when I was finally ready to do* it their way. (I had also been previously informed that one of them had been shadowing me from the day I was born.)

*When I write “do it” I mean unfold, announce, explain, give the Real Truth^® to the world.

The pages that follow in this autobiography will show how I tried to do it my way … which failed miserably.

Their way also failed, but not to the degree that my way had.

Trying to do it my way, I did not help one person open his or her mind so that their brain could grasp and understand the Real Truth^® about who we are and why we exist … not even a single one!

Their way has resulted in hundreds of people throughout the world opening their religious minds, adjusting thinking patterns, and opening cognitive filters that seemed to be permanently closed and otherwise impenetrable.

These guys were smart enough to realize that the Real Truth^® would never be accepted by the people of the world, but they knew that a few would come to embrace its incredible freeing (saving) power. They provided a clue to what they knew about their work being rejected by the world, accepted only by a few, when they wrote their Book of Mormon.

Introducing their future Marvelous Work and a Wonder^® by using the Christian ideology of Jesus, the lamb of God, in place of the Real Truth^® (to appease their target audience of the European-American Christian mind), they wrote:

“For the time cometh, saith the Lamb of God, that I will work a great and a marvelous work among the children of men; a work which shall be everlasting, either on the one hand or on the other—either to the convincing of them unto peace and life eternal, or unto the deliverance of them to the hardness of their hearts and the blindness of their minds unto their being brought down into captivity, and also into destruction, both temporally and spiritually, according to the captivity of the devil, of which I have spoken.

“And it came to pass that when the angel had spoken these words, he said unto me: Rememberest thou the covenants of the Father unto the house of Israel? I said unto him, Yea.

“And it came to pass that he said unto me: Look, and behold that great and abominable church, which is the mother of abominations, whose founder is the devil.

“And he said unto me: Behold there are save two churches only; the one is the church of the Lamb of God, and the other is the church of the devil; wherefore, whoso belongeth not to the church of the Lamb of God belongeth to that great church, which is the mother of abominations; and she is the whore of all the earth.

“And it came to pass that I looked and beheld the whore of all the earth, and she sat upon many waters; and she had dominion over all the earth, among all nations, kindreds, tongues, and people.

“And it came to pass that I beheld the church of the Lamb of God, and its numbers were few, because of the wickedness and abominations of the whore who sat upon many waters; nevertheless, I beheld that the church of the Lamb, who were the saints of God, were also upon all the face of the earth; and their dominions upon the face of the earth were small, because of the wickedness of the great whore whom I saw.”

—BOM, 1 Nephi 14:7–12

Their way included the Book of Mormon and the sealed portion of the Book of Mormon.

After my brain fart in June 1987, I knew that the Book of Mormon was not a true history, that it was a fictitious story written in concert with, and in support of, the equally fictitious Bible. But I knew people needed religion for value and purpose. I knew that religious and spiritual belief was all part of the dream experience playing out in the mind of an advanced human being, according to the involuntary reactions of their advanced Self’s brain.

So how, then, could religion be a bad thing? I did not understand how bad religion actually was at the time of my brain transfiguration. Because I realized that each person was living the dream exactly how they needed to, I didn’t see any problem with religion and kind of invented my own … sort of. I needed to gain the knowledge of how bad it really was through actual experience.

I didn’t know at the time that others like me (who had experienced the same brain fart) were doing things to try to open people’s minds. I didn’t fully understand in 1987 how the Book of Mormon played into their way. I really didn’t care at the time where the Book of Mormon came from. It was a great book that addressed a lot of social problems and, if heeded, could change the world.

Religion was working for my family and friends. Although I had changed my religion and lifestyle, not once did I ever try to change theirs. I played along, smiled, and treated everyone like I did a child at Christmas time. I began to lie to them for them.

It was obvious that the Book of Mormon wasn’t changing the world. In fact, it had done the exact opposite of what it was supposed to do. It had created one of the most divisive, conservative, patriotic, proud, but albeit, one of the wealthiest and most powerful religions upon Earth. In 2012, an LDS/Mormon priesthood holder almost won the United States Presidency, one of the most powerful political positions on Earth.

Some of the details of how I dealt with the knowledge that I had after my brain change will come to light throughout the pages of this autobiography. I wasn’t dealing with it very well. I was allowing people to believe what they wanted, but I would play into those beliefs and try different things to get them to see the light.

As I explained above, if they believed in a lie, I would lie with them, I would lie to them, and I would lie for them, according to whatever lie in which they believed. I was doing what I knew the authors of the Book of Mormon had done. I gave little clues here and there to see if the person would bite on the clue and open up their mind, so that I could give them other, better clues.

To me, this was a nice thing to do. It was no different for me at the time than playing along with my children about Santa Claus and enjoying the lies that created the wonderful feelings shared during the Christmas season.

(I will write more about the ways that I played along with the lies in which others believed as I unfold the events of my life.)

When I met with the group in March of 2005, I thought it was about the recent publication of The Sealed Portion on the Internet. I was allowed to publish it for the first time in October 2004. I brought seven copies of the printed book and gave one to each.

Almost in unison, each pushed the printed copy to the side. Yeah … REALLY! After all that hard work over the past year … bastards! But anyways …

We began to discuss the world’s situation in regards to poverty and inequality. During this meeting, I learned things about history that no one on Earth knew. We discussed the implementation of a foundation that would present the perfect plan to address poverty.

In conjunction to what they had written in The Sealed Portion, we first called these plans: The Widow’s Mite Foundation, known publicly as the Worldwide United Foundation (WUF). This would eventually be replaced with The Humanity Party^®. (More details on this will come later.)

They taught me about a crucial time in the world’s history when the governments of the world, united, could have ended poverty and inequality and ushered in a time of peace and prosperity for all. This was when the Great Roman Empire was faced with the same problems that current governments are faced with: revolutions and protests held by the poor, eventually leading to the end of governments.

The Great Roman Empire was the most powerful nation upon Earth at that time. It was already united under one powerful government in a centralized part of the old world. When the poor outnumbered the rich and powerful, needing to be controlled, the Roman authorities chose religion over revising their economic policies to create prosperity for the poor.

Had the Roman government implemented The Humanity Party^®’s plan to eliminate worldwide poverty, the world would have become a completely different place. Religion wouldn’t exist and everyone on Earth would be united under one government that existed equally for the entire human race.

The Romans were the first major society that made its own money out of nothing. The coins that they minted were not all precious metals. Romans made some coins from copper and brass. They didn’t have printing presses back then. If they had, they would have done the same as those who eventually succeeded them as the greatest nation on Earth—the United States of America. They would have printed the money on paper.

The problem that both the Romans and the Americans had in printing all that money is, when it is created out of thin air, it’s always given to the rich, thereby making them richer.

The solution to worldwide poverty is a very simple solution: print as much money as is needed to ensure that every human upon Earth has the basic necessities of life for free, from the time of birth to the time of death. And, just as important, control the inflation of the money through price controls mandated by law.

If the Roman government had created as much money as was needed to provide people with the basic of necessities of life (using it for that purpose), it would have eliminated poverty and the reason why the people were beginning to rebel. According to the plan presented, the new money would NOT be given to the poor. It would still be given to the rich, but ONLY under the condition that their increased wealth comes from providing the basic necessities of life to all people … and again, legally controlling inflation.

The rich already know how to use money to get rich and control the world. The incredibly good things about Capitalism prove this … empirically. The poor do not know how to get rich. If they did, they would. Although they want to become rich, they can’t. There’s only so much money to go around. When new money is given to the poor, they simply turn around and do what they have always done—what their economy was set up to do—give it back to the rich who are not providing the people with what they need, but, instead, providing them with what they want. Or … the poor people give their money to drug dealers so they can stay emotionally distracted and disconnected from the fact that their daily lives are miserable … that’s what entertainment and sports are all about. Think about it.

Most people hate their jobs. If people didn’t hate their jobs, they wouldn’t be dreaming about becoming rich so they didn’t have to do those jobs. People are emotionally conditioned to bear the burden of a job they hate because of the things that their brain is conditioned to focus on: going to a concert that weekend, watching sports, going to a movie—a few hours that their brain is highly excited, distracting it from the fact that they have a job they hate. This is why entertainers and athletes are paid so well. They’re very valuable to the emotional stability of humanity.

The Greeks and Romans knew this about entertainment. They were the ones who promoted slavery (forced employment in order to live) as being tolerable and good. They fostered the idea that if you work, you get money, and with the money you get from working for the rich, you can be entertained (which brings the money back to the rich again). Yeah, that’s another GREAT LIE.

Can you imagine what it might have been like if, in his garage, Bill Gates had invented a cure for cancer, instead of a computer? Can you imagine what would have happened if the government paid Bill Gates for his cancer cure—whatever amount Bill Gates wanted—and then gave the cure to the people of the world for free? The government could have printed all the money that Bill Gates wanted for his cure and then controlled its price.

Bill Gates didn’t create something that the poor majority of the world needed. Bill Gates created something that the minority of people (with all the money) wanted. Computers have made it that much easier for the rich to become richer and the poor to remain poorer. Computers have made it much easier for people who hate their job to stay distracted and disconnected emotionally. Consider how many people have smart phones and how much time they focus their entire existence, not on others, or the world around them, but on a few inches of electronic screen that distracts them from the messed-up world in which they live … around everyone who is lying like they are. This is another GREAT LIE.

Young males who are unemployed, with no hope for a productive future, are the easiest to recruit to revolutionary causes. The Great Roman Empire didn’t have enough money to hire the complaining young men to join their strong military force. In fact, because all of the new money the Romans were creating was being squandered by the wealthy for their own family’s selfish purposes, the Roman government didn’t have any left over to continue to support its military and the array of foreign conquests, which added land to the Empire.

Instead of making more money and hiring all the young men as soldiers, offering them excellent benefits, glory, and honor, the Romans gave the new money to the wealthy who were using the new money for other things.

But anyways …

This is all important to understand because it demonstrates how the Roman government could have implemented a simple change in economic policies to solve their problems. Instead, the wealthy and powerful decided to keep things status quo and introduce a new religion. Not only did the new religion (Christianity) subdue and quiet the masses by giving them hope, but it created another form of government taxation: religious donations. Religious leaders became part of the government. The State was not in control for the sake of the people. Instead, the most powerful governments in the world came under the control of the Church. The wealthy had convinced the masses to believe in a god as a way for the wealthy to personally profit.

My mentors tried to do the reverse of what the Romans had done. In 1830, they attempted to create a new religion first, then introduce a new economic system. Their hope was that could get the people’s hearts where they needed them to be in order to penetrate their Bible filters. Their “battle” strategy failed. The Sealed Portion was their “war’s” failsafe, as Grandpa explained in a preceding chapter.

This group of men (my mentors) explained history to me and described what had gone wrong. There was only one hope left—convince people of the Real Truth^® about religion. To do this, they needed a Messenger who wasn’t afraid of the world and had no emotional connection of value associated with the normal life of a mortal.

Their way, the MWAW, was never about religion. It was about the eventual establishment of The Humanity Party^®—a plan that would introduce the correct way to revise the economic policies embraced by the governments of the world. This plan could eliminate poverty and allow a person to live the mortal experience, not according to what others expect of the person (to be forced to go to work in order to live), but what their True Self expected of their mortal Self. But for this plan to be successful, the strong force of religion had to first be confronted and defeated.

I needed the experience of religion in order to gain the knowledge about religion that was required in order to fight it. I needed to learn to lie better and more proficiently than religious leaders. The best way to defeat an enemy is to know your enemy and be convinced that beating the enemy was worth the fight and sacrifice.

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

By listening to these incredibly intelligent seven individuals on that boat in the San Diego harbor in March of 2005, I began to realize what the enemy actually was that they had enlisted me to defeat. I realized why the Book of Mormon and The Sealed Portion (of the Book of Mormon) existed: to right the Bible.

The enemy is religion. It is religion that keeps the people of Earth from uniting and backing the right form of government.

Before I would finally know my True Self on June 16, 1987, well enough to arm myself and others “with righteousness and with the power of God in great glory” (BOM, 1 Nephi 14:12), I would have to come to know the enemy very well.

I would have to learn the art of war … oops, Freudian slip … I mean …

… the art of lying.

One member of the group, who had shadowed me my entire life, did everything he could to get me employed in the security department of one of the most powerful and wealthiest churches on Earth. To be employed by the LDS/Mormon Church, one had to be a very faithful and devoted member. After my mission, the stage was being set for me to become one of the most faithful and devoted members of the LDS/Mormon Church.