Chapter Drafts

INTRODUCTION The words and contextual presentation of my autobiography will [...]

WHO WE ARE AND WHY WE EXIST As I mentioned [...]

From the moment of my enlightenment about human reality—who we [...]

You will find that your grandfather has a lot of [...]

In the last chapter I gave you a bit of [...]

Yeah … I know … this all sounds a bit [...]

By the time I turned five-years old, I would no [...]

If you were to research what has been said about [...]

Most normal autobiographies usually avoid pontification.*  (Grandpa likes to use this word [...]

From Montana, my dad moved us to the El Toro-Mission [...]

Yeah, Grandpa definitely knows some things. Shortly after we introduced [...]

Have you figured out yet why I use profanity in [...]

Grandkids, I hope you’re starting to get the picture of [...]

When some people read the last chapter, especially about the [...]

To prepare me for what I would be asked to [...]

After my LDS/Mormon mission, I eventually ended up working in [...]

NOTE: As I write the rough draft of my autobiography, [...]

Before we continue on chronologically (in a way that follows [...]

Grandkids, you will have probably heard and read quite a [...]

The most important part in understanding your grandpa and what [...]

As you can imagine, Grandkids, ol’ Grandpa is seen by [...]

Grandkids, a lot of people in your life are going [...]

Many will say that your Ol’ Gramps is very selfish [...]

As I explained, immediately after my transfiguration, I didn’t know [...]

I mentioned one of my past friends, Kyle D. Williams, [...]

After I quit Church Security and we moved to Grandview, [...]

Now we are at the time in Grandpa’s autobiography when [...]

Carl and Paula Ladenburg came to Kent, Washington to visit [...]

Grandkids, I want you to think hard about what I [...]

I’ve explained that each person on Earth is simply the [...]

Really? These four “men,” immortal or not, justified deceiving me [...]

Albert Einstein is probably one of the world’s most popular [...]

Grandkids, you might be wondering what that last chapter, “Greater [...]

… Yep, Mercy Fielding Smith, like Marcee Kay Jaynes, wasn’t [...]

Grandkids, I have a very important question to ask you: [...]

I lost every effort to regain my parental rights to [...]

Grandma Vicky and Grandma Marcee didn’t move on with their [...]

One of the hardest chapters I’ve written … too many [...]

This is about me, Christopher Marc Nemelka, and Joe, Joseph [...]

Well, Grandkids …   I highly doubt that any of [...]

Your grandpa truly was The Man from Joe’s Bar and [...]