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Chapter Drafts

  • Beginning my autobiography—The Man From Joe’s Bar and Grill. Writing for my grandchildren.

    INTRODUCTION The words and contextual presentation of my autobiography will […]

  • CHAPTER ONE

    WHO WE ARE AND WHY WE EXIST As I mentioned […]

  • Chapter Two: Grandpa’s Magnum Opus

    From the moment of my enlightenment about human reality—who we […]

  • Chapter Three: “THEIR” WORK

    You will find that your grandfather has a lot of […]

  • Chapter Four: Birth

    In the last chapter I gave you a bit of […]

  • Chapter Four (continued): Birth and Family

    Yeah … I know … this all sounds a bit […]

  • Chapter 5: Childhood, First and Second Grades

    By the time I turned five-years old, I would no […]

  • Chapter 6: 3rd through 7th Grades, Ucon, Idaho

    If you were to research what has been said about […]

  • Chapter 7: Junior High and Montana

    Most normal autobiographies usually avoid pontification.*  (Grandpa likes to use this word […]

  • Chapter 8: High School education

    From Montana, my dad moved us to the El Toro-Mission […]

  • Chapter 9: The end of High School

    Yeah, Grandpa definitely knows some things. Shortly after we introduced […]

  • Chapter 10: Pre-mission. Cory David Nemelka and me.

    Have you figured out yet why I use profanity in […]

  • Chapter 11: Missionary Life

    Grandkids, I hope you’re starting to get the picture of […]

  • Chapter 12: My Real Mission

    When some people read the last chapter, especially about the […]

  • Chapter 13: Knowing religion by experience.

    To prepare me for what I would be asked to […]

  • Chapter 14: The Big Lie

    After my LDS/Mormon mission, I eventually ended up working in […]

  • Chapter 15: God, Family, and Country

    NOTE: As I write the rough draft of my autobiography, […]

  • Chapter 16: Temperament

    Before we continue on chronologically (in a way that follows […]

  • Chapter 17: Church Security

    Grandkids, you will have probably heard and read quite a […]

  • Chapter 18: Transfiguration

    The most important part in understanding your grandpa and what […]

  • Chapter 19: Adam-ondi-Ahman

    As you can imagine, Grandkids, ol’ Grandpa is seen by […]

  • Chapter 20: Failure Means Success

    Grandkids, a lot of people in your life are going […]

  • Chapter 21: Selfishness

    Many will say that your Ol’ Gramps is very selfish […]

  • Chapter 22: Kyle D. Williams: a Brother, a Friend, and an Enemy

    As I explained, immediately after my transfiguration, I didn’t know […]

  • Chapter 23: Relationships

    I mentioned one of my past friends, Kyle D. Williams, […]

  • Chapter 24: Worldly Success

    After I quit Church Security and we moved to Grandview, […]

  • Chapter 25: True Messenger

    Now we are at the time in Grandpa’s autobiography when […]

  • Chapter 26: A Marvelous Work and a Wonder®

    Carl and Paula Ladenburg came to Kent, Washington to visit […]

  • Chapter 27: Good and Evil

    Grandkids, I want you to think hard about what I […]

  • Chapter 28: A Poor Fool For A Client

    I’ve explained that each person on Earth is simply the […]

  • Chapter 29: The End Justifies the Means

    Really? These four “men,” immortal or not, justified deceiving me […]

  • Chapter 30: Greater love hath no man.

    Albert Einstein is probably one of the world’s most popular […]

  • Chapter 31: Perils of Polygamy

    Grandkids, you might be wondering what that last chapter, “Greater […]

  • (continued) Chapter 31 on polygamy

    … Yep, Mercy Fielding Smith, like Marcee Kay Jaynes, wasn’t […]

  • Chapter 32: My God Complex

    Grandkids, I have a very important question to ask you: […]

  • Chapter 33: Grandpa’s Conscience

    I lost every effort to regain my parental rights to […]

  • Chapter 34: Grandpa and the Illuminati

    Grandma Vicky and Grandma Marcee didn’t move on with their […]

  • Chapter 35: La Cosa Nostra

    One of the hardest chapters I’ve written … too many […]

  • Chapter 36 Joe and Me

    This is about me, Christopher Marc Nemelka, and Joe, Joseph […]

  • Chapter 37 The Beginning of the End “The Fullness of the Wrath of Go

    Well, Grandkids …   I highly doubt that any of […]